My advice to anyone looking to start a band is that you should never name your band anything that suggests it will be a train wreck. Just take the newly formed Terrible Things as an example. The result of former Coheed and Cambria, Taking Back Sunday, and Hot Rod Circuit members, Terrible Thing’s debut self titled album lacks all the spark of any of its member’s previous work.
The album opens with the ‘Revolution’, which is one of the best songs on the album, but still nothing special. It has the impression of trying to be some sort of rock anthem, but it falls far short of having any lasting effect on the listener. The whole album wreaks of trying to be something different that hasn’t been heard before, but the result is an extremely mediocre pop punk. Anyone who calls this album indie has literally no idea what they’re talking about. It is lacking in every way.

In specifics, the vocals aren’t bad but they lack the range or tone of Claudio Sanchez or Adam Lazzara. The lyrics are a large part of what makes this album a train wreck instead of tolerable. The lyrics are typical of any less than mediocre pop punk band of the last 10 years. There are too many examples of this, one comes in the title track though with lines such as “She said ‘Look and see, you’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me”, or in ‘Can’t Be True’ with lines like “I know that I was wrong. Know that I hurt you, And how I let you down. I can’t be true”. Guitarist and singer Fred Mascherino’s voice and songwriting are suited better with his acoustic setting he had in his former act; The Color Fred.
The album isn’t all horrible though. There is some hope for Terrible Things in ‘Conspiracy’ which has more creative lyrics then the rest of the album, and a tune that will make it worth a few more listens. Fred Mascherino fans will recognize ‘Lullaby’ as it is a recycled song. The old acoustic version suits Fred’s voice better, but the new version isn’t all bad.

This album could be summed up as dissapointing. Taking Back Sunday and The Color Fred were both great so why can’t Fred Mascherino carry that over to Terrible Things. Coheed and Cambria is also fantastic. This album wouldn’t be nearly as bad as it is if it had better lyrics and something besides a typical verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-chorus feel to every song.
Rating: 1.5/5 Guitars
Best song: Conspiracy
